TOMORROW IS OCTOBER 1ST BITCHES I CAN FINALLY SHOW YOU MY TRUE FORM
*RIPS SKIN OFF TO REVEAL SKELETON*
Its t i m e
i am very small and very emo
I like my women how I like my men.
That’s the joke.
I am bisexual.
You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract
I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead?
SEND ME MESSAGES!
IT CAN BE ABOUT ANYTHING
LIKE (But not limited to):
- Your crushes
- Describe yourself and I’ll say if I would date you
Ask me out
- Tell me about yourself
- Just speak to me
BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE
[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]
WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE
[PUNCHES A WALL]
COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE
[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]
THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN